Pappu: Aaj Madam Ne Ek Sawal Puchha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe Hi Pata Tha! Santa: Mera Pyara Beta Kya Sawal Tha? Pappu: Sawal Tha! Is Blackboard Ke Paas Susu Kisne Kiya Hai?
Madam Ne Ek Baar Class Me Bachcho Ko "Mai Techer" Par 10 Line Likhne Ko Kaha! Thodi Der Baad Pappu Ne Madam Ko Puchha "Madam 'Mast Item' Ko English Me Kya Kahte Hain?"
Pappu: Papa Aapko Pata Hai Meri Madam Kitni Sundar Hai! Santa: Beta Madam 'Maa' Ke Barabar Hoti Hai! Pappu: Aap To Hamesha Apne Hi Chakkar Men Rahate Ho!
Adhyapika: Pappu Ek Kahani Sunao Jiska Koi Naitik Ho Pappu: Maine Usko Fon Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi Fir Usne Mujhe Fon Kiya Main So Raha Tha Madam Aur Iska Naitik Hai . .. Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni
Pulis: Madam Aap Bahut Bahadur Hain Aap Ne Daku Ko Bahut Mara Mahila: Mujhe Kya Pata Tha Ki Wo Bechara Daku Hai Main To Samjhi Ki Mera Shahar Hai Der Se Ghar Aaya Hai